Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched
SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK → day six » least favourite slytherin
↳ Dolores Umbridge
found the best twitter
hogwarts + scenery
Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for y e a r s .
i have the body of a siren and the sea is so loathe to be parted from me that it left imprints of its waves on my thighs
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
At my last school false bomb threats occurred every week for a month. It got to the point where our teachers were encouraging us to grab our stuff before leaving while they got their things, all in the belief that we might get sent home.